Let me “Q” you in…

So… I had to go to the ER yesterday. Why you ask? Because I’m a moron. I had just finished getting ready for church and was about to walk out the door when I thought “Hey… I need to smell good!” So, I made my way to the bathroom and sprayed on some good smelly [...]

Paint and Playstation… 2!

Well, today was a good day. I woke up after an hour and a half of sleep, which isn’t that bad really… Then I went to work. I worked with this chum named Mike, who is a really decent fella’. We are in the middle of a “fixer-up” schedule that we have put in place [...]

Love the child… it’s his right…

I volunteer at the YMCA in the after-school program for the 4th & 5th graders quite a bit. Sometimes it’s really fun! They kids can be great and we do amazing activities… but sometimes it’s a hellish nightmare where I’m just tempted to strangle the life from the little buggers. Well, there is this one [...]

Corporate nonsense and passing promotions…

Have you ever just had one of those days when you just want to tell your job to kiss your butt and give everyone a middle-finger farwell wave? Today is one of those days for me. I went into the office and was taking care of some stuff and I had applied internally for a [...]

Footprints in the snow…

I had a really wierd thing happen to me the other night. I was driving home from work and it was about 11 o’clock in the evening. It was dark and I was on S.R. 205 heading in to LaOtto… and a little girl in a night gown ran across the highway. Not close enough [...]

Be kind, please rewind…

I said that to a friend the other day… just as joke, but for some reason it’s been in my head all week. Be kind, please rewind… It’s always been cheesy and now it’s outdated (I mean really… who is going to be dumb enough to try and rewind a DVD,) but I was just [...]