I love Spider-Man… SQUISH!

I am a Spider-Man fanatic. I’ve always enjoyed the comics, TV show, and even the movies… I just think it would be cool to have those awesome “spidey” powers. Well… that aside… there was this huge, I mean HUGE, spider just floating in the air by my friends car the other night. At least it looked like it was floating… it was dark and all we could see was this spider in mid-air. It was hovering and almost landed on my friends vehicle and he didn’t want to drive off with that on/in/near/looking at his car (he’s sort of a wuss like that… *wink*) I took off my flip-flops and smashed it sandal-samurai style. The moral of this story: Umm… there’s not one. I just told my friend that I would blog about it.

OH! Try this! (Pulling it out of my butt…) Moral of this story: Sometimes you have to put to death the things you like for the sake of getting where you need to go.

^^^pure genius^^^

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One Comment on “I love Spider-Man… SQUISH!”

  1. joe Says:

    OK, that’s just awesome!

    I was helping move a piano this past Sunday, and felt something on my arm. When I looked, I found a very very very small spider. So, I put it on the tip of my finger and held it out to a friend, explaining, “Look, I found this spider…” (They have a serious fear of spiders.) As soon as they realized what it was they jumped back and pushed me away…I thought it was pretty funny!

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