Where’s the ice…
I’m having a stupid day. Ya know? One of those days where you just smack yourself because you’re an idiot. When I got in my car to leave for work today… I realized I had forgot to put pants on. When I was at work today… I asked a pregnant woman if her baby kicks and she said sarcastically, “No… my baby doesn’t have any legs.” My first response was, with all sincerity, “Really? Oh… uh… I’m sorry… does it punch?” My brain clicked like half a minute later when she was laughing at me… And the crown royal today was when I got into my freezer to get some ice for my lemonade and the ice tray was empty. I got really mad and yelled into the dark recesses of my ice box, “Who the heck forgot to refill the ice!” As soon as I said it… I realized I was the dumbest person alive. I live by myself and the only person that uses my ice is me. I forgot to refill it, yet I was so mad at a non-existent person. Just having a stupid day…
